George Burns Has Been On My Show

As For Being Sociable, I Hate The Phoniness In The Showbiz World. I Know This Will Be Taken Wrong, But I Don't Like Clubs And Organizations. I Was Never A Joiner.

Ronald Reagan Just Signed The New Tax Law. But I Think He Was In Hollywood Too Long. He Signed It, 'best Wishes, Ronald Reagan.'

If Life Was Fair, Elvis Would Be Alive And All The Impersonators Would Be Dead.

Nancy Reagan Fell Down And Broke Her Hair.

New York Is An Exciting Town Where Something Is Happening All The Time, Most Unsolved.