The Hollywood Tradition I Like Best Is

Never Ask Your Wife If She Still Hears From Her Old Pimp.

I'm An Entertainer, Not A Commentator. If You're A Comedian Your Job Is To Make People Laugh.

If God Didn't Want Man To Hunt, He Wouldn't Have Given Us Plaid Shirts.

Democracy Is Buying A Big House You Can't Afford With Money You Don't Have To Impress People You Wish Were Dead. And, Unlike Communism, Democracy Does Not Mean Having Just One Ineffective Political Party; It Means Having Two Ineffective Political Parties.

Democracy Means That Anyone Can Grow Up To Be President, And Anyone Who Doesn't Grow Up Can Be Vice President.