The Hollywood Tradition I Like Best Is

I Demand My Right To A Private Life, Just As I Respect That Right For Everybody Else.

The Hollywood Tradition I Like Best Is Called Sucking Up To The Stars.

Americans, Too Many Of Them, Take Themselves Too Seriously. You're Going To Get Rapped - By The Viewers, By The Sponsors And By The Network Brass - If You Joke About Doctors, Lawyers, Dentists, Scientists, Bus Drivers, I Don't Care Who. You Can't Make A Joke About Catholics, Negroes, Jews, Italians, Politicians, Dogs Or Cats. In Fact, Politicians, Dogs And Cats Are The Most Sacred Institutions In America.

He's So Fat, He Can Be His Own Running Mate.

The Good News Is That The President Gets Another Chance. The Bad News Is That He'll Be Two Weeks Older.