Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men.

I'm Not One Of Those Who Spring Up Yelling, "yippee! Another Day!" I'll Grumble And Sulk Around A Couple Of Hours, Reading Newspapers And Trying To Pick Out An Idea I Might Do Something With On The Show. But I Don't Really Start Functioning Until Noon Or Later; Then About Two I Go To The Studio And The Pace Begins To Quicken.

I Know You've Been Married To The Same Woman For 69 Years. That Is Marvelous. It Must Be Very Inexpensive.

I Was So Naive As A Kid I Used To Sneak Behind The Barn And Do Nothing.

I Have No Use For Eight Houses, 88 Cars And 500 Suits. I Can't Eat But One Steak At A Time. I Don't Want But One Woman. It's Silly To Have As One's Sole Object In Life Just Making Money, Accumulating Wealth.

Never Ask Your Wife If She Still Hears From Her Old Pimp.