Funny Is Funny Is Funny.

Continuing To Do Stand-up Is Always A Challenge Because The Audiences And The Environments In Which You Work Very Often Differ.

Cell Phones Have Gotten So Small, You Can't Tell Who's A Cell Phone User And Who's A Schizophrenic.

I Don't Like Country Music, But I Don't Mean To Denigrate Those Who Do. And For The People Who Like Country Music, Denigrate Means 'put Down'.

I Am A Minimalist. I Like Saying The Most With The Least.

Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way You Won't Know Which One To Blame.