I Am A Minimalist. I Like Saying

Laughter Gives Us Distance. It Allows Us To Step Back From An Event, Deal With It And Then Move On.

Jack Benny Was, Without A Doubt, The Bravest Comedian I Have Ever Seen Work. He Wasn't Afraid Of Silence. He Would Take As Long As It Took To Tell The Story.

I Was Influenced By Every Comedian I Ever Saw Work. That's The Only Way You Learn How To Do It.

You May Not Think I'm A Sex Symbol, But I Became A Father At The Age Of 48. Now Young People Think Of Me As A Mini-folk Hero Because It's Difficult For Them To Believe A Man Of My Age Is Sexually Active.

One Of The First Things You Ever Learn As A Stand-up Is Don't Show Fear.