Cell Phones Have Gotten So Small, You

All I Can Say About Life Is, 'oh God, Enjoy It!'

There Are A Lot Of Questions I Keep Asking Myself About Why I Do Comedy. I Guess I Laugh To Keep From Crying. And I Guess If You Ever Get Me Crying, I Might Not Stop. This Is The Way I Look At Tragedy Or Else I'll Cry.

I Couldn't Play Off People That I Don't Personally Like.

People With A Sense Of Humor Tend To Be Less Egocentric And More Realistic In Their View Of The World And More Humble In Moments Of Success And Less Defeated In Times Of Travail.

I Still Feel Thirty, Except When I Try To Run.