Statistics Are About As Interesting As First

Statistics Are About As Interesting As First Base Coaches.

Baseball Players Are Smarter Than Football Players. How Often Do You See A Baseball Team Penalized For Too Many Men On The Field?

For A Hundred Years, The Owners Screwed The Players. For 25 Years, The Players Have Screwed The Owners-they've Got 75 Years To Go.

You're Only As Smart As Your Era.

How Come Nobody Wants To Argue With Me? Is It Because I'm Always So Right?