For Years, I Just Did Not Like

There Are Flaws In The Way Politics Is Reported In This Country Today And We Should Do Something About It, .. Radio And Television Coverage Of Politics Doesn't See Its Role As A Mission To Explain, But To Destroy, In A Pernicious Culture In Which Journalists Pit Themselves Against Politicians.

I Think There's A Percentage [of The Audience] That Don't Realize, That Don't Know That [standup] Is How Everything Began. We Planned It, We Work Hard, Rehearsals To Get This. It's More Of A ... It's Not Just Coming In There In A T-shirt And Holding A Microphone.

All Men Like To Think That They Can Do It Alone, But A Real Man Knows That There No Substitute For Support , Encouragement Or A Pit Crew.

I Know It Sounds Odd, But I Want To Make A Rolex-quality Screwdriver.

The Big Advantage To Playing The Venetian In Las Vegas - Where It's A Beautiful Theater - Is That Unlike Other Places, Even Many Other Nice Venues, I Can Do A Set And Lighting Cues, I Can Put On A Real Show. I Can Dress Up, Wear A Tux.