Anytime You Work With Animals, You Begin

My Mom Said The Only Reason Men Are Alive Is For Lawn Care And Vehicle Maintenance.

When Somebody Tells You They're Not Very Smart, They're Saying Exactly The Opposite.

Men Are Liars. We'll Lie About Lying If We Have To. I'm An Algebra Liar. I Figure Two Good Lies Make A Positive.

I'm Sad For Adults Who Want To Be Children. And Children Who Want To Be Adults.

I Had A Very Easy Time Loving An Audience. But When It's One-on-one With Somebody, All I Wanted To Do Was Run Away, Because Maybe They're Going To Want Something From Me I Can't Give, Or They're Going To Hurt Me.