For Me, The Hardest Thing Was Dropping

If You Surround Yourself With A Bunch Of Guys Who No Mas Se Quieren Puro Pari And Are Like, "aaah, Let's Go Get Some Chicks." Guess What? That's Going To Slow You Down And Keep Your Head Somewhere Else.

The Only Way I Will Do A Sitcom Is If It's Hurled At Me, And I Don't Have To Work For It.

I'm A Big Guy, But I'm Really Simple With The Food. I'll Hit The In-n-out Or Just The Regular Buffets.

People Understand When I Talk About My Son Not Listening, Or Issues At Home Or His Real Dad Coming Back Into The Picture, Or Even Stories About Family Members Not Seeing Eye To Eye With What You're Doing.

I Don't Wanna Just Be Remembered For The Funniest Guy In My Neighborhood.