For Me, The Hardest Thing Was Dropping

People See A Big Dude And They Hear That High Pitched Voice Or "eglasias With An 'i'" And Love It Because They Can Relate And Go "i Know That Person!".

You Gotta Hang Out With People Who Have Big Dreams And Believe In That Dream.

Walgreens, Rite Aid, Cvs And Wal-mart Have All Figured Out The Evolution Of Life And They Grabbed All The Products That Are Necessary For A Life. And They Stuck Them In One Aisle And They Put Them In Order According To How You Mess Up... First Thing You're Going To See: Condoms. Next To That: Lubricant. Next To That: Pregnancy Test. Next To That: Pampers. Next To That: Formula. And At The End Of The Aisle They Sell Beer.

The First Time I Got On Stage I Was 10 Years Old And I Did Impressions. I Did Cartoon Characters And I Really Got The Bug For This Life When I Saw That People Were Laughing And Saw The Attention I Was Getting.

As Far As Guys Who Perform Onstage, I Love Chris Rock. I'm Kind Of Jaded On Everyone Else.