For Me, Molly Hatchet Is High School.

Jesse Joyce Is A Great Writer.

My Gym Has Two-pound Weights. If You're Using Two-pound Weights, How Did You Even Open The Door To The Gym? What's Your Dream? To Pump Up And Open Your Mail?

I Used To Do Drugs, But That Was Way Back There.

I'm A Joke Comic. I Tell Jokes. I Like Writing A Joke, And I Like When A Joke Works, And I Like Other Comics Who Tell Jokes.

Sparklers Are The Gay Cousins Of The Fireworks Family.