For As Long As I Can Remember,

After A Disappointing Summer, Humpty Dumpty Has A Great Fall.

Hey, Come On, I've Seen Younger Faces On Money. Money.

Did You Know That..........'embargo' Spelled Backwards Is 'o Grab Me

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.

Rudolf The Red-nosed Reindeer, Dead At 53. Over Barcelona Today, The Famed Reindeer Was Hit By A Flock Of Seagulls And A 747. Eyewitnesses Report, That The Reindeer In Spain Was Hit Mainly By The Plane.