For As Long As I Can Remember,

You Know, In The 1970's, When I Was In High School, I Belonged To A Band Called The Happy Funk Band. Until An Unfortunate Typo Caused Us To Be Expelled From School.

If Sting Retires, Would He Have To Change His Name To Stung?

But You Know, We Have More Hits Than You Can Possibly Think About. One Of My Personal Favorite Artists Is The Wonderful Artist Named Cher. And Although I Love Much Of Her Late Stuff, Her Early Stuff Was The Stuff That I Really, Really Loved.

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.

I Am Such A Pessimist That Every Project Has Surpassed What I Envisioned.