For As Long As I Can Remember,

You Know, In The 1970's, When I Was In High School, I Belonged To A Band Called The Happy Funk Band. Until An Unfortunate Typo Caused Us To Be Expelled From School.

Hey, Come On, I've Seen Younger Faces On Money. Money.

I Am Such A Pessimist That Every Project Has Surpassed What I Envisioned.

Well, It Seems All The Fish In The Rivers Are Dying. Could This Be An Act Of Cod?

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.