Hey, Come On, I've Seen Younger Faces

The Comedy Community Is Fairly Supportive Of Human Beings In General. There Are Some Things You Can Teach With Comedy That People Can't Learn By Being Hit Over The Head With Facts. I Think, As Comedians, We're Trying To Change The World. It's Slow, But Sure.

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.

You Know, In The 1970's, When I Was In High School, I Belonged To A Band Called The Happy Funk Band. Until An Unfortunate Typo Caused Us To Be Expelled From School.

My Most Important Professional Accomplishment To Date Is The Ability To Keep Working With Absolutely No Skills Whatsoever.

Nasa Sends Probe To Uranus, People Everywhere Giggle.