Hey, Come On, I've Seen Younger Faces

This Just In: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

I Think The Challenge Is Going Out In Front Of A Paying Audience With Absolutely Nothing And Trying To Entertain Them For Two Hours. Thankfully, I Only Think About That Right Before We Go On, And Then Once We're Out There, Everything's Fine.

When I'm On Stage, It's A Little World I've Created Where I'm Sort Of The Thing, So I Have Total Control Over Everything That Happens. When We're Improvising, I'm With Someone I Totally Trust. I Know Things Are Going To Work Out. I Don't Have Those Guarantees In Life. There Are No Consequences On Stage.

Hi. There Was A Big Accident, Some People Got Decapitated, Here Are Their Names... You Know What? That Shirt Really Makes You Look Fat. I Mean, The Colour's All Wrong... I Mean, Who Shot The Drapes?

To Be A Dramatic Writer Takes Hard Work, Talent, And Discipline. And That's Why I Just Make Up Crap.