That's Life When You're On The D-list.

Pretty Much Everywhere I Go, I'm Pretty Much Thinking I'm Going To Be Bounced. I Am Still The Outsider Who Snuck Into The Party. I Identify With The Regular Person, Because That Is Who I Am.

No, I Love Montreal... I Think I Love Montreal More Than Montreal Loves Me... I Love The Food There.

I Was A Soccer Cheerleader. It Doesn't Get Nerdier Than That. I Was Fired From The Soccer Cheerleading Squad After One Year, Which I Believe To This Day Is Unprecedented. You Have To Understand, No One Went To The Soccer Games. In Fact, I Believe Part Of My Duties As A Cheerleader Was To Bake Brownies For The Team.

I'm Saying That She (whitney Houston) Looks Great For A Singer... The Way Courtney Love Is A Singer.

I Have A No-apology Policy.