Intelligent People Are Always On The Unpopular

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.

Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.

The Rich Man And His Daughter Are Soon Parted.

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.

Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep Thinking Will Turn Into A Tune.