Intelligent People Are Always On The Unpopular

Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The More He Loves The Flag.

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

Nobody Can Be As Agreeable As An Uninvited Guest.