Asia: Four Little Letters, Three Billion Little

As Shakespeare Said, There's Nothin' Cooler Than Droppin' The 'g's Off Of Gerunds!

I Love The Internet, And The Internet Loves Me Back. Why Else Would It Offer Me So Much Sex?

Marijuana Is A Gateway Drug That Can Lead To Awful Things, Like Phish Getting Back Together.

Yes, Dr. King Is Pro-gun Just As Surely As Jesus Would Be Pro-nails.

No Matter How You Were Born, No Matter How You Identify, I Want To Be Clear That I Would Be Proud To Grind You Up And Eat You.