Now We All Know That Fidel Castro

Remember, Jesus Would Rather Constantly Shame Gays Than Let Orphans Have A Family.

We Have No Desire To Make Anybody Look Like A Blithering Idiot, But We Do Love It When They Do.

Take It From Me, There's Nothing Like A Job Well Done, Except The Quiet Enveloping Darkness At The Bottom Of A Bottle Of Jim Beam After A Job Done Any Way At All.

The Summer Movies Are Coming Out. My Advice: Just Stay Home And Burn A Good Book.

I Don't Like Books, They're All Fact, No Heart.