Fire Truck With Back End On Fire

I Love Bowling Almost As Much As I Love Not Bowling.

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Making A Connection With A Stranger, But Then It Turns Out I'm Not. Like, I Was In A Mall, And I Saw This Lady Hitting Her Kid. So I Went Up To Her, And I Was Like, "yeah, Get Him!" She Got All Mad At Me. I Was Like, "i'm On Your Side Here."

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During Rain.

A Car Alarm Is A Way For A Car To Tell Everyone That Its Owner Is An Asshole.