Fire Truck With Back End On Fire

The Problem With Most People, Is That They Are Most People.

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.

I Like To Stand Near Atm Machines, And When Somebody Types In Their Pin Number, I Go, 'got It!' And Then I Run Away.

It's Very Easy To Turn A Toy Into An Adult Toy: Location, Location, Location.

The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades.