Fire Truck With Back End On Fire

I Call It 'new Forms'. When You're Starting Out, They Ask You To Do Four Or Five Minute Sets, But Once You're A Headliner, You Do Like 90 Minutes. I Try To Think Of Different Things To Divvy Up The Show, Like Doing Drawings, Playing Music... I Gotta Carry The Show, That's The Problem.

My Original Goal Was Just To Do Stand-up But Then I Became Interested In Films - Writing A Film, Shooting One Someday, And Getting To Act In Them.

Tic Tacs Are The Maracas Of Breath Mints.

I Wanna Put Stickers On Turtles... I Don't Know Why.

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.