Finally There Is Someone That You Can

I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think That's What's Holding Up His Pants.

When I First Heard About Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I Thought, No. This, This Is Ridiculous. And Then You Read The Script And You Close The Script And You Go, "they Aren't Going To Be Able To Do That With Real Dogs. How Are They Going To Do That?" You're Going To See The Strings. But They Did.

I Prefer My Mexican Food To Have A Little Bit Of An Animal That Suffered A Little Bit. That's Some Of The Best Food.

As Long As You're A Tax Deduction, You'll Always Be Safe In My House.

If Laughter Is The Best Medicine, I Promise To Continue To Make You Laugh As My Wife And I Work Together With The National Kidney Foundation To Save Lives.