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When I First Heard About Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I Thought, No. This, This Is Ridiculous. And Then You Read The Script And You Close The Script And You Go, "they Aren't Going To Be Able To Do That With Real Dogs. How Are They Going To Do That?" You're Going To See The Strings. But They Did.

I Got A Pain In My Chest, And I Can't Breathe

I Think It's Easier For African American And White Comics To Be Praised Than It Is Latinos Because They Think Our Culture Or Our Humor Is Substandard. I Mean, I Just Don't Think They Want To Give Us Credit. I Just Don't Think That They See Us As Important Enough To Be At Their Level. I'm The Longest-produced Comedy At Warner Bros. And I Don't Feel Special. They Come Over And Say Hello. But Everybody's Gonna Make A Lot Of Money And I Don't Feel Like I'm Special To Them.

Marijuana Brownies Are Amazing. Very Simple To Make, Too. Just Get Some Duncan Hines Brownie Mix And Cook The Weed Right In There. Drop It Right In With The Butter. I Don't Know Who Came Up With This Idea First, But It's Sheer Genius.

Presents? We Already Bought You A Lot Of Things. Member When We Were At The Market And I Bought You Gum? You'member.