I'm A Big Fan Of Reality Shows.

From Now On, We're Home Schooling You. Whatever We Don't Know, You Don't Know. When Did The Korean War Start? I Don't Know, And Neither Do You!

I Love Comedy And I Would Write Things To Myself As An Exercise In Writing. I Didn't Do Well For Years, And I Quit. I Started To Break Down Why I Was Afraid And Started To Look At People I Admired, Like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin And All.

Marijuana Brownies Are Amazing. Very Simple To Make, Too. Just Get Some Duncan Hines Brownie Mix And Cook The Weed Right In There. Drop It Right In With The Butter. I Don't Know Who Came Up With This Idea First, But It's Sheer Genius.

We're Mexi-cans Not Mexi-can'ts.

I Had A Very Difficult Childhood. I Was Surrounded By People Who Had Both Parents, Which Made Me Feel Different. Having A Bit Of A Rougher Existence Early On, It Made Me Appreciate The Work Ethic That My Grandparents Instilled In Me.