A Dodger Uniform Just Doesn't Look Good

When I Look At The Gospel, I See How It Is Speaking To Me At This Time. I See How To Be To Others And It Helps.

This Is L.a. You Wanna Learn Spanish? Take The Bus.

I've Gotten In Trouble With Every Race You Can Imagine.

[there's] A Joke That I've Done Forever: 'nowadays They Say That The Largest Majority Of People Will Be Latino And You'll Tell Scary Stories To Your Grandkids: "a Long Time Ago When I Was Growing Up, There Used To Be People Who Were White," And The Kid Says, "really?" And You Say, "yeah, Like The Man Who Cuts Our Grass."' I've Had That Line Forever And I Love It.

We're Mexican Not Mexican't!