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Be Nice To Everyone And Tell Jokes.

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I'm Not Jealous, And I'm Not Possessive, And I'm Not Controlling.

I Love Love, And I Love Life. I Love. I Just Love. It's Just Great. It's The Most Enduring Element We Have Is Love.