Critics Of Art Are Like Eunuchs In

A Good Way To Lose Weight Is To Put Salt On Your Ass And Go To A Petting Zoo. But Stay Away From Goats Because I've Seen Them Fornicate With A Mail Box.

Relationship. R-e-l-a-t-i-o-n-s-h-i-p Means This: Really Exciting Love Affair Turns Into Overwhelming Nightmare. Sobriety Hangs In Peril.

Do You Know What Chaos Stands For? C-h-a-o-s Stands For Critical Hate And Overwhelming Stupidity.

When I Was Playing College Football, They Would Take The Football Team To A Ballet School. We Would Learn To Do Tour Jete's To Prepare Us When You Are Running In Pursuit To Tackle A Ball Carrier And You Get Hit, Or Somebody Comes From Another Angle. This Way You Can Spin Away From The Hit And Your Foot Is Out So You Can Go Right Into Your Run - Basically, It Pushed Us Toward The Tackle. There's A Good Tweet: "take Ballet - It Will Push You Towards The Tackle."

Giving Is Better Than Receiving, 'cause That's The Ability You Give Somebody To Get Stronger Than They Would Be, Than They Could Be, Than They Should Be, Before You Loved Them. When You Give Somebody The Ability To Feel Your Love And Your Healing, You're A Doctor In The Spirit, Bringin' Medicine From God To Your Heart And On To Them.