Fathers Are The Geniuses Of The House

My Feeling Is, Personally, I Want To Die First... Because I Believe That When You Die, Your Soul Goes Immediately Up For Judgment - And I Don't Want My Wife Up There First. No, The Judgment Will Be Horrendous.

The Weatherman Is Always Right. It's Just His Timing That's Off.

Social Networking Helps Reach People Easier And Quicker.

I Don't Wear No Condom And I Don't Plan For No Kids.

You Also Notice That The Right Side Of Your Face Feels Like It's Sliding Off Of Your Skull. And Your Bottom Lip Is In Your Lap!