You Are A Genius!... And I Am

The Past Is A Ghost, The Future A Dream, And All We Ever Have Is Now.

You Know The Only People Who Are Always Sure About The Proper Way To Raise Children? Those Who've Never Had Any.

All Children Have Brain Damage!

The Secret Of Success Is To Be Like A Duck, Smooth And Unruffled On Top, But Paddling Furiously Underneath.

Your Parents Put A Curse On You - Someday Your Kids Are Going To Act Just Like You.