The Worst Fault Of The Working Classes

Writing About The Indignities Of Old Age: The Daunting Stairway To The Restaurant Restroom, The Benefits Of A Wheelchair In Airports And Its Disadvantages At Cocktail Parties, Giving The User What He Described As A Child's-eye View Of The Party And A Crotch-level View Of The Guests. Dying Is A Matter Of Slapstick And Pratfalls. The Aging Process Is Not Gradual Or Gentle. It Rushes Up, Pushes You Over And Runs Off Laughing. No One Should Grow Old Who Isn't Ready To Appear Ridiculous.

I Suppose That Writers Should, In A Way, Feel Flattered By The Censorship Laws. They Show A Primitive Fear And Dread At The Fearful Magic Of Print.

Never Shake Hands With Colleagues In Court; The Customers Think You're Making Deals.

A War Against Terrorism Is An Impracticable Conception If It Means Fighting Terrorism With Terrorism.

We May Not Be The Creme De La Creme, But We Are The Creme De La Scum.