She Was Short On Intellect, But Long

I Got The Breaks. Starting From Nowhere In The Corn Belt, I Helped Edit A Country Weekly, Then Was Jack-of-all-departments On An Obscure Daily, So That When I Arrived In A Big City Everything I Tackled In The Line Of Column Conducting And Syndicate Peddling And Playwriting Had To Bring Promotion, Because I Had No Social Standing Which Could Be Endangered, No Reputation To Toss Away And No Pride Which Might Suffer A Setback. Everything I Acquired Had To Be Velvet. You Cannot Lose Your Silver Spoon If You Are Brought Up On Pewter.

One Man's Poison Ivy Is Another Fellow's Spinach.

A Friend Who Is Near And Dear May In Time Become As Useless As A Relative.

The Only City People Are Those Born So.

The Serpent Is Helpless Unless He Finds An Apple To Work With.