Falling In Love Is A Chemical Reaction.

After The Soviet Union Collapsed, People Thought I Wasn't Funny Anymore.

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

I Fed My Ego, But Not My Soul.

The Ad In The Paper Said 'big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In.

When The Needs Of One Person Are Being Met By The Other, There Is Laughter.