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In Dress, Habits, Manners, Provincialism, Routine And Narrowness, He Acquired That Charming Insolence, That Irritating Completeness, That Sophisticated Crassness, That Overbalanced Poise That Makes The Manhattan Gentleman So Delightfully Small In Its Greatness.

East Is East, And West Is San Francisco, According To Californians. Californians Are A Race Of People; They Are Not Merely Inhabitants Of A State.

If You Live In An Atmosphere Of Luxury, Luxury Is Yours Whether Your Money Pays For It, Or Another's.

The Magi, As You Know, Were Wise Men Wonderfully Wise Men Who Brought Gifts To The Babe In The Manger. They Invented The Art Of Giving Christmas Presents.

My Advice To You, If You Should Ever Be In A Hold Up, Is To Line Up With The Cowards And Save Your Bravery For An Occasion When It May Be Of Some Benefit To You.