Everything I Have, I Owe To Baseball

Baseball Is Played By All Countries Now, And Softball, Too.

The Only Angels In Los Angeles Are In Heaven, And They're Looking Down On The Dodgers.

About The Only Problem With Success Is That It Does Not Teach You How To Deal With Failure.

The Best Possible Thing In Baseball Is Winning The World Series. The Second Best Thing Is Losing The World Series.

I've Never Used One Word Of Profanity In Front Of My Wife, Or My Daughter, Or My Granddaughter Or Anybody Else's Wife.