Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out

I Was Lucky Enough To Have The Songs In My First Show Written By George And Ira Gershwin. Then Cole Porter Wrote Five Shows For Me

Mom And Pop Were Proud Of My Popularity, But From Their Point Of View, Show Business Was No Way To Make A Living.

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

My Father Taught Me To Read Music And Play The Piano-but Not Well, Even Though People Have Said That I'm A Natural Musician

[cole Porter] Sang Like A Hinge.