Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out

When I'm Asked How To Succeed In Show Business, I Always Say I Haven't The Foggiest

I Was Lucky Enough To Have The Songs In My First Show Written By George And Ira Gershwin. Then Cole Porter Wrote Five Shows For Me

I'll Pat Myself On The Back And Admit I Have Talent. Beyond That, I Just Happened To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time

Mom And Pop Were Proud Of My Popularity, But From Their Point Of View, Show Business Was No Way To Make A Living.

I Can Hold A Note As Long As The Chase National Bank.