Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out

Broadway Has Been Very Good To Me. But Then, I've Been Very Good To Broadway.

I Mentioned That I Was Thinking Of Getting Out Of The Business After Call Me Madam. I Thought Maybe I Should Become A Homebody.

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

My Beloved Mom And Pop Always Rated Tops With Each Other, And That's The Way It Will Always Be

I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far As You Can Throw A Piano