My Job Is To Go Out And

If You Stand On A Soapbox And Trade Rhetoric With A Dictator You Never Win.

One Day, God Said 'let There Be Prey.' And He Created Pigeons, Rabbits, Lambs And Gene Wilder.

Good Taste Is The Enemy Of Comedy.

I Only Direct In Self-defense.

Being Short Never Bothered Me For Three Seconds. The Rest Of The Time I Wanted To Commit Suicide.