I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever

I Want To Get My Own Show Because 'today' Will Eventually Get Tired Of Me, Or The Audience Will Get Tired Of Me.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Life Has Been A Fluke.

No Libraries, No Progress.

Librarians Have Always Been Among The Most Thoughtful And Helpful People. They Are Teachers Without A Classroom.

If I Go Down In For Anything In History, I Would Like To Be Known As The Person Who Convinced The American People That Catfish Is One Of The Finest Eating Fishes In The World.