I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever

I Got More Mail Than Anybody On The History Of The Today Show, But Half Of It Was To Get Me Off The Air.

Having A Phobia Has Changed Me.

Remember Judy Garland? She Retired 40 Times.

If I Go Down In For Anything In History, I Would Like To Be Known As The Person Who Convinced The American People That Catfish Is One Of The Finest Eating Fishes In The World.

The Best Cookies Of All In The World Are The Ones My Daughter Sally Makes. They Come Out All Uniform With Nice Little Air Holes.