I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever

I Talk Too Much. I Eat Too Much.

Nobody Actually Talks To Anybody Anymore. People In Cubicles Next To Each Other, They E-mail Each Other.

The Tv Weatherman Has Always Been One Of The Best, Most Secure Jobs. They Change Anchors, They Change The Set, Producers Come And Go. But The Weather Person Hangs On Forever!

Librarians Have Always Been Among The Most Thoughtful And Helpful People. They Are Teachers Without A Classroom.

I Have The Best Job In The Entire History Of Broadcasting.