These Days, You Have To Have A

Nature's A Tranquilizer As You Get Older.

I Have The Best Job In The Entire History Of Broadcasting.

Take A Microphone Out Of My Hands, And I'm Just Plain Folks.

There Are Plenty Of Good-looking Women Out There. Go Get Them.

In High School, I Weighed 175 To 180. I Looked Like Abraham Lincoln. I Was 6-foot-3, Biggest Thing In The Class, But Tall, Not Fat.