He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots

People Say You Have To Hit Rock Bottom, And, I Can Tell You, Almost Dying Is As Rock Bottom As It Gets.

They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New George Best But Has He Shagged Three Miss Worlds?

I Will Respect This Liver. After All, It's Not Mine.

When They First Installed All-seater Stadiums Everyone Predicted That The Fans Wouldn't Stand For It

One Day They Might Even Say That I Was Another Ryan Giggs.