He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots

I Was In For 10 Hours And Had 40 Pints - Beating My Previous Record By 20 Minutes

I Don't Recognize Myself In The Players I See Today. There's Only One Who Excites Me, And That Is Thierry Henry. He's Not Just A Great Footballer, He's A Showman, An Entertainer.

When They First Installed All-seater Stadiums Everyone Predicted That The Fans Wouldn't Stand For It

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

I Was Ill, And Everyone Could See It But Me.