Everyone Was Laughin'. Even That Deaf Mute

I Never Wanted To Be Famous.

Sometimes It's Hard To Tell If A Joke Is Working Or Not For The First Couple Of Minutes.

I Gotta Quit Smoking, Doctor's Orders, And The Drinking, Court Orders.

What's The Two Things They Tell You Are Healthiest To Eat? Chicken And Fish. You Know What You Should Do? Combine Them, Eat A Penguin.

I Watch The Discovery Channel, And You Know What I've Discovered? I Need A Girlfriend.