Everyone Around Me Says, You're A Genius!

You Know You Must Be Doing Something Right If Old People Like You.

Dave! Relax! Close Your Buttcheeks!

I Got My Hat Pulled Up Low And No One Can Really See Me. I'm Ducked Out. People Do Recognize Me, And I Have A Pretty Interesting Fan Base. It's A Diverse Group.

Comedy Is A Very Approval-oriented Field.

If Someone Sits And Stares At You While You Eat, You Won't Even Eat The Way You Normally Do, Because It'll Make You So Uncomfortable. If I Look At My Dog When He's Eating, He Will Look At Me Like, "dave, I Will Bite You. What Are You Looking At? I'm Trying To Eat." It's Something That Dehumanizes A Person, Being On Display Like That.