Everybody's Got A Different Sense Of Humor.

The Thing That Drives Me Crazy Is When Comics Say 'i Have Low Self-esteem.' No You Don't. You're Standing On Stage Asking People To Pay. You Don't Play An Instrument. You Want People To Pay To Hear What's In Your Mind. You Don't Have Low Self-esteem. You Might Have Other Problems.

Everybody's Funny In Different Ways.

My Name Has Zero Value.

People Say History Was Written By The Winners. No, It Wasn't. It Was Written By The Bullies.

Everybody Says Before Reviews Come Out, 'oh, Reviews Don't Matter,' Just In Case They're Bad; Everyone Want To Brace Themselves.