Everybody's Funny In Different Ways.

I'm Quietly Becoming New York's Premiere Actor. People Don't Understand. They Have Me Pigeon-holed As A Comedian.

I Would Say Most Comedians Have A Very Cynical Worldview Of The Way The World Can Work. It's Almost Like If You Didn't, You Couldn't Be A Comedian.

Somehow, It Was So Happy A Time. Those Early Days Of Comedy Are When You Get Addicted To It.

The Earth Is A Used Kleenex On The Universe's Nightstand.

People Say History Was Written By The Winners. No, It Wasn't. It Was Written By The Bullies.