Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People!

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.

Home Cooking. Where Many A Man Thinks His Wife Is.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

Start Off Each Day With A Song.

Nobody Realizes That I Work 18 Hours-a-day For A Solid Month To Make That Tv Hour Look Like It's Never Been Rehearsed!