Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.

I Was Hurt So Deep That I Made Up My Mind Never To Hurt Anybody Else, No Matter What. I Never Made Jokes About Anybody's Big Ears, Their Stut-terin', Or About Them Bein' Off Their Nut.

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People! Leave 'em The Hell Alone!

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

Now You Know That You Can't Go Wrong... If You Start Each Day With A Song.