Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People! Leave 'em The Hell Alone!

Now You Know That You Can't Go Wrong... If You Start Each Day With A Song.

It Dawned On Me Then That As Long As I Could Laugh, I Was Safe From The World; And I Have Learned Since That Laughter Keeps Me Safe From Myself, Too.

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.