Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!

Politics Is Developing More Comedians Than Radio Ever Did.

Make Someone Happy, Make Just One Someone Happy, And You Will Be Happy, Too.

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.

Home Cooking. Where Many A Man Thinks His Wife Is.

I Was Hurt So Deep That I Made Up My Mind Never To Hurt Anybody Else, No Matter What. I Never Made Jokes About Anybody's Big Ears, Their Stut-terin', Or About Them Bein' Off Their Nut.