Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!

What's A Depression? The Dictionary Says A Depression Is A Dent. And What's A Dent? Everybody Knows A Dent Is A Hole. And What's A Hole? You Tell Me What's A Hole! And I'll Tell You That A Hole Is Nothin'!

Home Cooking. Where Many A Man Thinks His Wife Is.

Politics Is Developing More Comedians Than Radio Ever Did.

To His Orchestra Stop Da Music, Stop Da Music! You're Supposed To Follow Da Music, Not Chase It All Over Da Place.

Now You Know That You Can't Go Wrong... If You Start Each Day With A Song.