Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!

To His Orchestra Stop Da Music, Stop Da Music! You're Supposed To Follow Da Music, Not Chase It All Over Da Place.

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.

Politics Is Developing More Comedians Than Radio Ever Did.

At Four O'clock In The Morning Most People Have Been Asleep For Hours, But At Four O'clock In The Morning The Night-club Children Of A Few Years Ago Were Just Getting Hot. The Band Jazzed At Full Blast. The Air Was So Thick You Could Pick It Up In Handfulls And Through It Around Like Snowballs. The Dance-floors Were Crowded With Couples Who Couldn't Do Anything But Wiggle Hips And Feet.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.