Every Time I Get In An Elevator,

My Wife A Great Driver, She Once Hit A Deer. It Was In A Zoo. There Is A Pair Of Shoes On The Dashboard. They Belong To The Last Guy She Hit

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

I Told My Wife 'hey Honey Come On, Let's Make Love Like The Old Days.' She Asked Me For 50 Bucks.

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.