Anytime A Fan Touches You, You Have

Social Media Is Where Losers Go To Feel Important.

My Family Got All Over Me Because They Said Bush Is Only For The Rich People. Then I Reminded Them, 'hey, I'm Rich'.

People Always Say Turn The Other Cheek. If You Turn The Other Cheek, I'm Gonna Hit You In The Other Cheek Too.

One Thing About Being Famous Is The People Around You, You Pay All Their Bills So They Very Rarely Disagree With You Because They Want You To Pick Up The Check.

It's Kinda Great To See The Celtics Doin Well Again Cuz That Was So Much Fun In My Day To Go To The Boston Garden And They Spit At You And Throw Things At You And Talk About Your Mom. It Sounds Like Dinner At Kenny Smith's House.