Anytime A Fan Touches You, You Have

There's Only 5 Real Jobs In The World. Teacher, Fireman, Policeman, Doctor And Somebody Who Is In The Armed Service. If You Don't Have One Of Those 5 Jobs, You Shouldn't Take Your Life That Serious.

I'm Not Paid To Be A Role Model, Parents Should Be Role Models.

We're Not All Supposed To Think Alike.

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.

As Long As Anti-gay Legislation Exists In Any State, I Strongly Believe Big Events Such As The Final Four And Super Bowl Should Not Be Held In Those States' Cities.