Every One Starts Out Being An Atheist.

We Aren't Consistent In Our Treatment Of Animals.

Obscenities... I Think A Lot Of Dumb People Do It Because They Can't Think Of What They Want To Say And They're Frustrated. A Lot Of Smart People Do It To Pretend They Aren't Very Smart - Want To Be Just One Of The Boys.

By The Time They're Ready To Be Thrown Away, Most Shoes Are Thoroughly Comfortable

When You Get Older You Have To Be Careful About Always Saying, "things Aren't As Good As They Used To Be." But It's Hard Not To.

Democrats Believe People Are Basically Good But Must Be Saved From Themselves By The Government. Republicans Believe People Are Basically Bad But They'll Be Okay If They're Left Alone.