I Like Animals Who Trust People.

Dogs Are Nicer Than People.

Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.

It Would Be A Better World If Everyone In It Knew All The Truth About Everything.

It's Ridiculous For A Country To Get All Worked Up About A Game—except The Super Bowl, Of Course. Now That's Important.

Making Duplicate Copies And Computer Printouts Of Things No One Wanted Even One Of In The First Place Is Giving America A New Sense Of Purpose.