I Am Not Retiring. Writers Don't Retire.

Familiar Things Are A Comfort To Us All.

There's Nothing People Like Better Than Being Asked An Easy Question. For Some Reason, We're Flattered When A Stranger Asks Us Where Maple Street Is In Our Hometown And We Can Tell Him.

Most College Students Are Not As Smart As Most College Presidents.

It's Best To Give Advice In Only Two Circumstances; When It's Requested, And When It's A Life Threatening Situation.

Space, Like Switzerland, Should Be Neutral.