I Am Not Retiring. Writers Don't Retire.

Those Of Us Who Don't Have A Party Affiliation Ought To Be Able To Register Under The Heading "confused.

There Are Only A Few Safe Targets Left, Just A Few Groups Of People You Can Say Anything Negative About Without Getting In Trouble For It. I've Made A List Of Safe Targets And I Probably Ought To Stick To Those. Politicians, For Instance. You Can Say Anything You Want About Them, And It Doesn't Matter How Unfair You Are. People Seem To Like It.

One Day About 10 Years Ago The Door To My Office Opened And Who Walked In But Bill Gates.... Seemed Like A Nice Guy And Has Done More With His Money Than Most Billionaires. But That's As Far As I Want To Go Being Kind To Bill Gates.

Anyone Who Watches Golf On Television Would Enjoy Watching The Grass Grow On The Greens.

Computers May Save Time But They Sure Waste A Lot Of Paper. About 98 Percent Of Everything Printed Out By A Computer Is Garbage That No One Ever Reads.