I Am Not Retiring. Writers Don't Retire.

Don't You Hate It When...your Suitcase Is The Last One Off The Airplane?

Never Trust The Food In A Restaurant On Top Of The Tallest Building In Town That Spends A Lot Of Time Folding Napkins.

I Just Sat There Looking At Television, Sort Of Dumb And Thought How Horrible It Was. I Had -- The Grand Aspects Of It Did Not Occur To Me -- I Had No Notion Of This Terrorist Network That Existed. I Knew The Were A Lot Of People In The World Who Didn't Like Us, But I Had No Idea That It Was As Well Organized As It Apparently Is. That's One Of The Amazing Facets Of This Terrible Event: How Well They Did It. Incredible. The Competence Of These Evil People.

I Like Valentine's Day. The Trouble Is The Florists And The Candy-makers And The Card People Are All Advertising So Much, You Don't Dare Let The Day Go By Without Making An Offering, Whether You Mean It Or Not. Money Exceeds Affection.

I Never Get Over Feeling Bad About Tearing Open A Beautifully Wrapped Present. It Takes Ten Seconds To Destroy A Work Of Art That Took Someone Ten Minutes To Accomplish.