I Am Not Retiring. Writers Don't Retire.

Uh, Yeah, This Is The Vd Clinic Calling. Speaking Of Being Positive, Your Test Is Back. Stop Sharing The Love.

My Own Time Is Passing Fast Enough Without Some National Game To Help It Along.

No One Likes The House Next Door To Look Worse Or A Lot Better Than His Own.

Computers May Save Time But They Sure Waste A Lot Of Paper. About 98 Percent Of Everything Printed Out By A Computer Is Garbage That No One Ever Reads.

... All Of Us Talk Faster Than We Listen.