Every Harvard Class Should Have One Democrat

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts. I'm Not A Member Of Any Organized Political Party, I'm A Democrat! If We Ever Pass Out As A Great Nation We Ought To Put On Our Tombstone 'america Died From A Delusion That She Had Moral Leadership.'

Whoever Said A Horse Was Dumb, Was Dumb

A Politician Is Not As Narrow-minded As He Forces Himself To Be.

There Is Nothing Fairer Than Workmen Having Unions Of Their Mutual Benefit.

There Are Two Things I Don't Care How Smart You Are, You Will Never Understand. One Is An Alienist's Testimony, And The Other Is A Railroad Timetable.