We Are All Ignorant. We Are Just

When Everybody Has Got Money They Cut Taxes, And When They're Broke They Raise Them. That's Statesmanship Of The Highest Order.

We Are The First Nation In The History Of The World To Go To The Poorhouse In An Automobile.

The Older We Get, The Fewer Things Seem Worth Waiting In Line For.

The Lord So Constituted Everybody That No Matter What Color You Are You Require The Same Amount Of Nourishment.

I Would Never Make A Good Economist. You Know, An Economist Is A Man That Can Tell You Anything About — Well, He Will Tell You What Can Happen Under Any Given Condition — And His Guess Is Liable To Be As Good As Anybody Else's, Too.