Every Generation Of Children Has Its Private

I See My Large Nose, Like Half An Avocado. I Broke It Falling Downstairs When I Was Six, And It Now Resembles A Large Blob Of Play-dough.

An Uninspiring Canvas Becomes A Glamorous Masterpiece When It Is Reattributed To A Better-known Artist.

The Moon Puts On An Elegant Show, Different Every Time In Shape, Colour And Nuance.

My Sister-in-law Believes That Few Narratives Are So Tightly Constructed That You Can't Skip Boring Bits And Still Keep Abreast Of What's Going On.

If You Want To Be Happy For A Short Time, Get Drunk Happy For A Long Time, Fall In Love; Happy Forever, Take Up Gardening.